Have you ever gone back and looked at your first loss mail? I’ve been playing on and off since 2006 and looking back at that mail I can say I’ve learned a lot.
My first loss was a Brutix, and it was a bad bad fit. A classic example of flying a ship I had no idea how to properly utilize. I’ll give the details in a minute but this looks like the kind of thing that would make the failmail segment on Fly Reckless.
Being a noob and never having played a game like Eve before I was shocked, angry, and raged at my killer. I think I naively even put a million ISK bounty on him.
Here now is the hilarious fit from my first loss ever.
High Slots:
250mm Carbide Railgun I
250mm Carbide Railgun I
250mm Compressed Coil Gun I
250mm Compressed Coil Gun I
(At least they were medium sized guns)
Mid Slots:
Medium ‘Hope’ Hull Reconstructor. (A noob move if ever there was one)
Experimental 10MN Afterburner I
Medium CS-L Emergency Shield Overload. (That’s right, a shield booster on a
Brutix. )
(Empty Mid Slot)
Low Slots:
Warp Core Stabilizer I (Lets just get the worst out of the way first)
Local Power Plant Manager: Reaction Control I
Type-D Power Core Modification: Diagnostic System (Yup, another shield
focused module.)
Medium Armor Repairer I
(2 Empty Low Slots)
2 Hammerhead I drones in the drone bay
I can count at least 7 fitting faux pas here.
#1, in big blinking letters….Warp Core Stab!
Then there are the empty mid and low slots.
Shield modules on a ship that gets armor repair bonuses (face palm).
2 different types of guns, granted they were at least the same size but that doesn’t make them identical.
Hull Reconstructor?? WTF?
Only 2 drones??
Not the worst fit ever seen on a Brutix, but still pretty bad. If you haven’t gone back and looked at your first loss you should. I can almost guarantee it’ll give you a chuckle.